• "My idea of fast food is a mallard."
  • "War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you."
  • "Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."
  • "There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period."
  • "The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil."
  • "Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard."
  • "Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you."
  • "If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese."
  • "I really have the American dream licked."
  • "Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world."