"Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger."

"I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person."

"With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60."

"Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially."

"When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award."

"Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide."

"When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is more interesting, I usually start thinking about Spencer Tracy and Fred Astaire. They seem to be the most clear actors when working with women."

"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."

"There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend."