- "Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger."
- "I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person."
- "With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60."
- "Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially."
- "When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award."
- "Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide."
- "When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is more interesting, I usually start thinking about Spencer Tracy and Fred Astaire. They seem to be the most clear actors when working with women."
- "Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
- "There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend."
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