"It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man."

"There is no such thing as a harmless truth."

"The right man, in the right place, at the right time, can steal millions."

"Never underestimate the value of cold cash."

"Grief, and an estate, is joy understood."

"Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother."

"All the world's a stage, and all the clergymen critics."

"A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon."

"If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral."